well you can't waste a boner
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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