do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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