Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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