real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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