I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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