i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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