return my video game
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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