I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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