BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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