What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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