her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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