I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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