Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Randomize
