No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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