you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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