I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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