I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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