I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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