I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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