You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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