the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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