She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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