Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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