Me too!
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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