And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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