My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
