I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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