Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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