I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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