i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There r osticjed everywhere
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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