life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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