That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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