he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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