I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Randomize
