Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I am puke
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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