Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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