How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
The adults are the big ones right?
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