loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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