we made out on top of his cat.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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