rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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