All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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