do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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