Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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