I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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