RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Randomize
