also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I could make wine with my vomit
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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