I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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