You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
