Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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