Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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