You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Please don't give away my fajitas
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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