Well apparently he's into motor boating.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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