I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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