I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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