You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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