it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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