There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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